Armless Discrimination/Transcript

GPS: (sighs)

Rainbow Bomb: GPS, what´s wrong?

GPS: Well, every time I host an object show, they always fail. Last time I tried, I only got one vote, which was for me. And I was the host! Hosts can´t be up for elimination!

Rainbow Bomb: Well, I´m sure this one will turn out differently.

GPS: Hopefully...

Rainbow Bomb: I bet we got lots of votes! Hopefully they´re not for me! Anyway, I gotta use the bathroom.

GPS: Okay! Be sure to come back in time for the elimination!

Rainbow Bomb: Okay! (walks into the bathroom and knocks on mirror three times)

Red eyes: (appears in mirror) Did you extract the data?

Rainbow Bomb: Yes. I was able to extract the voting results from his mechanical mind while he was weak.

Red eyes: Good... You´ve lost, right?

Rainbow Bomb: Well... The viewers voted on a tie. Between Exploding Kittens Card and myself.

Red eyes: Crap darn it! (sigh) Rig the wheel used to decide, then. Make SURE you´re eliminated!

Rainbow Bomb: I won´t let you down.

(Cuts to GPS and the other contestants)

Exploding Kittens Card: Uh... (looks over at Hexagon)

Hexagon: What exactly am I doing here, again?

Rainbow Bomb: I´m back!

Mind Stone: Good, we´ve been waiting forever. Start the elimination, GPS.

GPS: Alright! We got... (changes to worried tone) I can´t believe it. We got... (changes back to normal tone) MORE THAN ONE VOTE! We got eleven votes. Double digits! Let´s see who´s safe. Mind Stone, you´re first safe with only one vote.

Mind Stone: Fantastic.

GPS: For being safe, you get safety cone.

Mind Stone: Uh, okay.

GPS: Next safe is AppleBanana, with two votes.

Banana: I bet those two votes were aimed at YOU!

Apple: No, YOU!

Apple and Banana: (inaudible arguing)

GPS: Now it´s down to Exploding Kittens Card and Rainbow Bomb. Who´s safe, and who´s eliminated? And the contestant with the most votes is... both of you?

Exploding Kittens Card and Rainbow Bomb: Huh?

GPS: Each of you got four votes. I guess I´m going to have to use my TRUSTY SPINNER! (pulls out spinner)

(the pointer lands on Rainbow Bomb´s name)

GPS: Oop! Sorry Rainbow Bomb, but you´re eliminated!

Rainbow Bomb: (sarcastically) Oh, darn. (gets teleported)

Cauldron: Now that that´s over with, can we PLEASE start the challenge?

GPS: Of course. Today´s challenge is a RACE! That´s why I needed my car keys.

Mind Stone: I knew it.

GPS: The first person to cross the finish line will win immunity! Now, get to your cars!

Cauldron: Hey, how am I supposed to drive this car? This is discrimination against armless people!

GPS: Too bad for you, then. Get to your starting positions!

Cauldron: What?!

GPS: On your mark, get set, GOOOO!

(all the other contestants rush off, except Cauldron)

Cauldron: I hate this!

(cut to Exploding Kittens Card)

Exploding Kittens Card: Alright, this is good. I´m actually in the le-

Banana: Later SUCKER!

Apple: Hey, I was gonna say that!

Apple and Banana: (inaudible arguing)

Exploding Kittens Card: RAH! (rams into AppleBanana´s car)

(Apple and Banana fly into a puddle of mud)

Apple and Banana: This is all YOUR fault!

(cut to Mind Stone)

Exploding Kittens Card: (flying over Mind Stone) RAAAH!

Mind Stone: You again? (shoots laser)

Exploding Kittens Card: (dodges laser) NICE TRY! HAHAHAHAHA!

Mind Stone: You manufactured monstrosity!

Exploding Kittens Card: TAKE THAT SUCKER! I´M GONNA WIN!!!

Cauldron: Oh really?

Exploding Kittens Card: Yes. (crosses finish line)

Cauldron: Oh come on! That was going to be so cool, with my magical flying car and everything!

GPS: Good job Exploding Kittens, you´re safe from the elimination! You guys, are not.

(voting screen)

End of episode.